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1. apple ipad - the next best thing to have with you in the toilet. cigarette and a lighter is a no brainer. tabo and tubig pa rin potaena. 11 years ago
2. enzo de medici and leo da vinci were tunnel buddies - Da Vinci's Demons. amazing fat brains this show writers have. me gusta. 11 years ago
3. The most consistent part of all my failures is me 11 years ago
4. if @teddycasino is not a communist, then registered voters should vote for him. I want a senator that flashes his ipad during meetings. 11 years ago
5. #BDO Julia Vargas - The best talaga kayo mga madam! Thank you! #BDO New York - Mga walang kwenta kapitbahay ko pa naman kayo bwiset. 11 years ago
6. nagugutom din ang superhero. 11 years ago
7. ''Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love.'' - Woody Allen 11 years ago
8. Call me Edwin from GoAutoDial Inc. 11 years ago
9. my 162 iq points melts with every smile you send my way. im a retard when im with you. mahal nga talaga kita. 11 years ago
10. dugo'y inialay para sa bayan sayang naman ang kanilang pinaglabanan. Dugo'y bumaha at naging pataba, bulok ang bunga tumulo ang luha. 11 years ago
11. its all about the pentiums baby. 11 years ago
12. baha na #okinamsyet 11 years ago
13. andaming nangangarap diyan tapos pinakawalan mo lang? 11 years ago
14. Software freedom day at boracay. Will show how open source can empower a contact center give the finger to high cost apps for a free swim. 11 years ago
15. the thing about being down is that once you stand up, you are taller and wiser than them combined. amazing isnt it? 11 years ago
16. i swear im up to no good. 11 years ago
17. ok. lets start fresh. was down, trying to stand up again. but im sleepy, lets try this next week instead. 11 years ago
18. OMFG| Hurray! I have one of the top 5% most viewed @LinkedIn profiles for 2012. http://t.co/AF3LvAPt 11 years ago
19. I believe in freedom and protecting my privacy online @HotspotShield, $1M Hotspot Shield giveaway happening now http://t.co/DBNxhGwP 12 years ago
20. maginoo at masyadong bastos. 12 years ago
21. after conference (@ Lugaw Republic) http://t.co/pTy7AWyk 12 years ago
22. "The best dito ang 1 hour massage. Dont forget to tip mga kuripot." @ Ton-Ton's Massage: http://t.co/k3WNnph3 #foursquare 12 years ago
23. oh yeah (@ Ton-Ton's Massage) http://t.co/iELvt86j 12 years ago
24. yep US elections actually affects VoIP services. 12 years ago
25. nakikiramay (@ Arlington Memorial Chapels) http://t.co/MV16kQGK 12 years ago
26. :D (@ Suishui Spa Madison Square) http://t.co/tIhXrhBO 12 years ago
27. low morale nagsolo dahil na indian nina jan (@ Starbucks Coffee w/ 6 others) http://t.co/WDKlBDeL 12 years ago
28. akala mo girlfriend mo na binasted ka pa. 12 years ago
29. What's up? 12 years ago
30. integration to google talk achievement. BOOM BOOM BOOM! 12 years ago
31. Was about to do some work then got sidetracked with @senmiriam's tweet that led to another thing then to something else. Watching Anonymous. 12 years ago
32. she hummed something like Yes I would like to hold your hands too. 12 years ago
33. People don't understand people like me. 12 years ago
34. isa ako sa magpapatunay na ang pag inom ng kape at coke ng halinhinan ay mapanganib sa katawan. 12 years ago
35. Buti naman at naalala mo pang in love ako sa iyo. 12 years ago
36. i was like excited tapos I went there and like sabi ng manang you left early. - wrong send ka ate. Late na din ang arte mo 2002 pa uso yan. 12 years ago
37. “@jploh: Maybe PHL needs a universal Do Not Call list too. Or does it exist already?” - asa pa tayo. 12 years ago